Monday, June 21, 2010

Confessions of a porn addict



Oh man, seriously what the hell is this? Mark, a porn addict contacts his friend to make a movie on him showing his addiction to porn which would help him with the impending cases on him in court.

They have shown some deep shit in this movie. He ends up joining a support group for addicts, which helps him a lot until he realizes that his wife, who according to him had left him due to his porn addiction, is now into the porn industry.

Lots of things happen after that. Well, i would say its a totally shitty movie with a very wierd storyline. Watch it at your own risk.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Prince of Persia: The sands of time



An orphan named Dastan is picked up by the King of Persia from a market after he watches him perform a act of bravery. Impressed by his bravery, the king picks him up, takes him to the palace and adopts him, and this is how he becomes Prince Dastan. 15 years later, Dastan along with his two foster brothers and his uncle attack the sacred city of Alamut which is believed to be selling weapons to the Persian enemies. Princess of Alamut, Princess Tamina, a very beautiful woman (according to the description, even though she isn't that great looking) instructs one of the guards to take the dagger to safety, but Prince Dastan defeats the guard and gets the dagger.
The story goes on to be pretty interesting.
Its a good watch.

The setup to depict Persian times in the movie has been impeccable. The costumes, the cities, all seem too good.

The Karate Kid



Jaden Smith surely is Will Smith Junior ! He proves it in this movie. His hairstyle and appearance seems adorable. The story of a black kid moving to Beijing from Detroit with his mom. A totally new, different ambiance compared to what he is used to. Bullying in school makes him just hate the place. Gets beat up often and just manages to make a friend in school.
Then finally earns respect by learning Kung Fu, well, not just learning but mastering it. All credits to an excellent teacher Jachie Chan.
The best part of the movie is with his jacket, take off your jacket, put it on the ground, pick it up, hang it....... And also "Dre, PICK UP UR JACKET" from his mom.

The movie is good.

Monday, June 7, 2010

I love you Phillip Morris



Man this is some deep gay shit. No one but Jim Carrey could do it better. His face seems to have a quality that makes him look seriously gay. A lot of scenes where he makes love to other guys. So, if you haven't seen a gay porno, this might be a shocker.

Jim Carrey realizes that he is gay until after he gets married to some girl. He makes a lot of excuses with his wife to satisfy his gay fantasies. He always wishes for a lavish lifestyle with a true gay love, and he doesn't care how he earns the bucks.

Financial fraud, insurance fraud, you name it he does it. And finally, he meets his love in jail. He does a lot of things to be with him, makes him happy, escapes from jails, etc etc.. Its one hell of a story except for its gayness.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Stranger



Don't watch it !

Thursday, June 3, 2010

When in Rome



Beth, a woman who loves her job more than any man, lands in Rome for her sister's wedding. She picks up coins from the reputed fountain of love. Immediately after she reaches NW, she is pursued by the people whose coins she took. All of them are under a spell and deeply in love with her.

But at the wedding, she meets a guy whom she really falls for and so does she. But she is not able to make out the difference between his love and that of others who are under a spell.

Later, a turn of events happen and........ well, watch the movie. Its a gud one. Kristen Bell looks really pretty in a few outfits.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Wild things foursome



All guys are sure to like this one, a lot of Bikini babes. The story of a rich guy's son who, along with three hotties, murders his father and makes it look like an accident. All this to get hands on his riches. Since there are three others who had helped him, he has to share it with them.

Later a problem, his dad's will, which restricts his access to his dad's cash until he is 30. They do a lot of wierd things to extract his dad's money and finally manages a descent amount.

There is absolutely no one who doesn't like money. Blinded by greed, all of them try to kill each other. Finally, everything ends up with someone you least expect.

Its a good one. I am sure all the guys will just love it. BTW, hot chics with guns is a serious turn on. :P